{"product_id":"dog-ate-my-homework-excuse-certificate","title":"Dog Ate my Homework Excuse Certificate","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo you ever wish you could get a pass on life like saying as a kid,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"68\"\u003e“The dog ate my homework”\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e now you can!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLet’s face it—sometimes life happens,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and a gift doesn't quite arrive in time for the big day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Whether it's Christmas,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e a birthday,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or any special occasion where you refuse to show up empty-handed,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sassy Novelties has your back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInstead of an awkward empty box or a rushed last-minute panic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e present them with our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"85\"\u003eOfficial \"Dog Ate My Homework\" Excuse Certificate!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHow it works:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInstant Digital Delivery:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e For a small price,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this comical digital certificate is emailed directly to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePrint \u0026amp; Present:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Print it out or forward it to let your special person know that their \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"87\"\u003epawfect\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e gift has been ordered and is on its way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Guilt, Maximum Smiles:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Blame the fur babies,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e save the day,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and let them know something amazing is arriving soon!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBecause we celebrate the heroes at both ends of the leash—even when the leash is dragging a little behind schedule!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sassy Novelties","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68049681219904,"sku":null,"price":1.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0880\/1511\/0464\/files\/ExcuseCertificate.png?v=1793993707","url":"https:\/\/sassynoveltiesinc.com\/products\/dog-ate-my-homework-excuse-certificate","provider":"Sassy Novelties","version":"1.0","type":"link"}